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The Lol-A-Query-Um / Re: Last person to post wins.........yeah right
« on: March 06, 2012, 01:23:05 AM »

thesaurus for tl;dr:
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May 16, 2005 Urban Word of the Day
Literally, "Too long; didn't read"

Said whenever a nerd makes a post that is too long to bother reading.
"omg you postwench. i can only say one thing in response - tl;dr"
"tl;dr...why dont you give up on your unabridged edition of War and Peace or at least stop posting it here?"
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DisgruntledJoe Nov 20, 2003 share this add a video
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Too long; didn't read
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Too long ; Didn't read.

Any over wordy thread or long drawn out story that people don't want to really read, but reply to anyway.

Also a form of trolling or humorous reply telling some one to get to the point.

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D. ESPI Mar 12, 2003 share this add a video
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Too Long; Didn't Read

Literally translates to: That was too long to read.
Really translates to: I'm too lazy to read the entirety of what you said, but I still want to say something.

Now, instead of just dropping capitals the modern internet communicator also drops tiresome reading! The time savings will be incredible.
Person A: Hi, do you know anything about where Jamie and Brad are?
Person B: tl;dr
Person A: Uh... How should I have said that?
Person B: do u no where jamie n brad r
Person A: AGH... It burns!
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Gogo May 16, 2005 share this add a video

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"too long; didn't read."
1. The inability to accept, understand or pay attention to information when not separated by a header.
2. The ability to arbitrarily read 400 small posts but not a long one.
3. A sign of ADD or lack of reading capability.
4. A very cheap response and an indication of lack of wit.
5. 90% of the time: A lie.
6. A desperate attempt at a comeback used by people who just can't think of one.
7. Usually used by people who've been torn apart verbally but want one last attempt at looking witty.
8. Total failure at #7.
7. A sign that, not only is someone too lazy and stupid to read but, clearly, too lazy and stupid to even type out four words indicating such.
9. Collect every "tl,dr" post online, and you'll have a good estimate of the number of lazy idiots on Earth, who currently have Internet access.
10. Should really be:
"Too Lazy, Don't Read."
or,
".....I got nut'n!"

~ ME:
.....Therefore you suck fabulous donkey shit cock.
~ "Smart Troll" Not Used To Being Beaten:
*yawn* tl;dr
~ Me:
...Right, well, as believable as that is, you've got time. Just sound the bigger words out. Now I can see why your friends say you're so "smart".
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FlowersInMidgar May 29, 2007 share this add a video
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tl;dr : Too long, didn't read.
"Did you read the fourth definition, it was quite witty!"
"no tl;dr"
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Aleksei Nikolaevich Tolstoi Nov 16, 2007 share this add a video
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"Too Long; Didn't Read" - a shining example of the sweeping Attention Deficit Disorder pandemic that seems to have embraced our society. Usually said by people who a) have never read a book, b) have no logical retort, c) want an easy laugh, or any combination of the three. Not to be confused with "TMS;DU", meaning "Too Many Syllables; Don't Understand", which is likely how some of you reading this feel about this definition.
Spanky - "I find it hilarious that any definition of TL;DR condeming those who use it as uneducated morons, are the ones receiving more thumbs down - just like this one probably will - even though they are the most accurate. That just further proves that people - especially kids - have a consistantly dwindling attention span, most likely indirectly proportional to the amount of media and entertainment devices we feel the need to constantly plug ourselves into."
Spunky - "... TL;DR"
Spanky - "Are you sure it wasn't TMS;DU?"
Spunky - "... l0zz0rs, pwned."
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Bach741 Mar 5, 2008 share this add a video

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Stands for "too long; didn't read".

Along with the above-mentioned use of tl;dr by lazy jerks and trolls, the use of this term is a great way to cut down long-winded, nonsensical arguments made by insane conspiracy theorists who are probably wearing tin-foil hats while typing them.
Johnny: There's no way the moon landing happened in real life! For one thing, the shadows of Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin in photographs are pointing at different angles. The pictures could only have been taken in a studio! And there aren't any stars in the lunar sky in the pictures, either. How could they have ... (etc.)


 :P

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The Talk Park / Re: Anime
« on: March 06, 2012, 12:33:04 AM »
I see Fate Stay Night. Are you watching Fate/Zero? Part 2 releasing in Q2.


Nope, not yet. Been really busy so I don't really have the time to watch anything . I will though once I have more free time.  :-\

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The Talk Park / Re: Anime
« on: March 05, 2012, 10:41:32 PM »
LoL. Skip Beat rocks. Its more of a chick anime but after I watched the first episode, I couldnt let go because its so damn funny.


Haven't been watching anime lately but I've been reading a shit load of manga. I'm always updated with Naruto, Bleach, History's Strongest Disciple Kenichi, One Piece, and Hunter X Hunter(though the story line is kinda going downhill).


All time anime favorites are:
Initial D (Anime for the Big Boys)  :D
Trigun
Prince of Tennis
Midori no Hibi
Skip Beat
School Rumble
Rouroni Kenshin
Death Note
Slam Dunk (I still wish they continued the anime series)
Gate Keepers
Hajime no Ippo
Fate Stay Knight
Elfen Lied (Might be too gory for some)
School Days (R18 and kinda gory too)
Hyakka Ryouran
Ichigo 100%
Samurai 7
Eyeshield 21
Gundam Wing and Seed
Shadow Skill
Dual: A parallel dimension


There's probably more but I'm going to stop at that. I'm a sucker for the japanese culture  :P

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Playing Card Plethora / Re: Mana Deck
« on: March 05, 2012, 09:09:29 PM »
Nope. They were sponsored by a distributor here in the Philippines so part of the production is going to them to sell in their stores for a dollar more than the pre-order price.

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Design & Development / Re: The three tiers of deck design
« on: March 02, 2012, 11:01:00 PM »
If the big names would, however, print more than a 10k run of a fully custom deck and keep it in production
You mean like Artifice and Infinity? ::)


Touchè  :)
But I really hope that there will be more than that. I know it's hard since independent designers doesn't have unlimitied funds. Much like what Don said, if independent designers do have the funding for it then we'd all be enjoying more fully custom decks out on the market.

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The Talk Park / Re: Is there a Discourse troll?
« on: March 02, 2012, 10:43:53 PM »
(i have a feeling im about to get a ton of down votes on this lol)


Au contraire my friend, I have upfamed you :P

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The Lol-A-Query-Um / Re: I BAN YOU!
« on: March 02, 2012, 10:40:59 PM »
I ban you because there are 17 smileys above this while I was typing.

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The Lol-A-Query-Um / Re: Last person to post wins.........yeah right
« on: March 02, 2012, 10:10:09 PM »
Nevermind. I'm not sure but apparently someone already opened up a topic on it:  http://aethercards.com/discourse/index.php?topic=1956.msg35148;boardseen#new


But I still win right?

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They have a little online event on facebook that you can win prizes in. You guys might be interested so here's the link:
https://www.facebook.com/events/343359469039716/


Enjoy!

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The Lol-A-Query-Um / Re: Last person to post wins.........yeah right
« on: March 02, 2012, 05:38:52 PM »
Seriously? Downfamed again? Someone really wants that badge. I guess we'll find out soon enough when that person gets that particular badge. It does say "UPFAME/Downfame people and posts 25x times within 24 hours" ya know? Sheesh.  :-\

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The Lol-A-Query-Um / Re: I BAN YOU!
« on: March 02, 2012, 05:33:00 PM »
I ban you because someone is trying to win a badge by downfaming lolaq posts.


Who the heck would do that? Upfaming would pretty much get you the same thing. Pssshhhh! >:(

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Woah! Definitely a must have! I'm really looking forward to the rest of the photos you took so I hope you post them soon.  :D

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Playing Card Plethora / Re: What does your social circle think?
« on: March 02, 2012, 06:36:50 AM »

Family: Doesn't care. My youngest brother has a couple of tricks up his sleeve but it's mainly for icebreakers. He doesn't want nor consider himself to be a magician.


Girlfriend: Need I say more? She's here in the forums isn't she?  :P  I love you Lara-chan! (Shameless PDA)


Friends: They're having a blast whenever I perform tricks to them. They know I don't perform everytime I'm with them so they don't ask. They're really supportive. In fact, I have a close friend whose mom always invites me over on Christmas day and perform for their family and friends. I don't get paid but hey, she's one of those moms who're really cool and hangs out with our group of friends whenever we're at their house.


Oh and since a lot of people are complaining about hecklers here, I decided to make a topic on it because I'd be off topic if I blabbed on it here. Here's the link:
http://aethercards.com/discourse/index.php?topic=1954.0
Enjoy!  ;)

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Magical Cardistry Bonanza / Dealing with Hecklers
« on: March 02, 2012, 06:33:18 AM »
Hey guys! Look! My very first topic!  :D  LoL


Anyway, I decided to make a discussion about this because (1) I did not find any, (2) a lot of people were are complaining about this in Alex's "What does your social circle think?" topic under Playing Card Plethora, (3) it's off topic if I post it there, and (4) it's a part of a magician's life.


I'm just going to pull my own bench here for a bit and I hope you guys won't mind. It's purely for the purpose of giving some of you guys a tip on how to deal with hecklers.
Now, I myself am very paranoid. Whenever I perform, most of the time I think that I'm going to mess up or someone is bound to catch what I'll do so whenever there's a heckler, I get really nervous. That's just the way I am no matter how much I get better at it. The main reason is because of how I started out with magic.
The very first tricks I learned are David Blaine's Two Card Monte and the Ambitious Card where a bent card "magically" pops up to the top. The reason why I named David Blaine is because I learned it from him. Well not personally but I actually reverse engineered it just by seeing it once on one of the earlier TV Specials he did. It's not his fault. In fact he performed it quite well. It's just that I happen to have a well developed attention to detail that I managed to do so. Due to that, I get scared of people with the similar capabilities.
In order to remedy this fear, magicians I've met advised me the same thing Don suggested in a different topic. Compose a routine with several tricks and work them as close to perfection as you can. And so I did but still the fear remained due to the increasing number of hecklers that tend to pop in at that moment when you are performing a trick to a different group of people you have already did to them(hecklers).
It wasn't until I picked up Robert Giobbi's Card College series when I learned that there are different versions of a double lift. I later found out that modern innovators have also come up with such. I decided to give it a shot. With each ambitious card routine, I perform a different kind of double lift. With each card ditching, I alternate between the palm, the tenkai, and the gambler's cup. Despite performing the same tricks, I found hecklers to be less noisy when I do a different sleight.
And so we come back to the golden rule of magic, never perform a trick twice. Well, maybe not the same way twice.  ;)


What about you guys? Any heckler experiences that you would like to share and how you overcame them? C'mon! Fess up!  :P

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Design & Development / Re: The three tiers of deck design
« on: March 02, 2012, 04:54:21 AM »
Seems like the market is very biased towards #2 these days, as that's almost all that comes out of the big names and most of the smaller guys.
I chose #2. Well IMO, the most likely reasons why #2's are more popular are the price tag and the availability. I mean sure if you can afford to buy a brick of fully custom cards, the next problem you're going to have to face would be that they're not there forever so it kind of makes you think twice about using them.
If the big names would, however, print more than a 10k run of a fully custom deck and keep it in production then I wouldn't hesitate at all.
Unless that happens, then I'm sticking with #2 or go with the ever so popular Tallys.  :D

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The Lol-A-Query-Um / Re: THIS or THAT
« on: March 02, 2012, 04:35:35 AM »
Early morning


Prefers to work with a pair of scissors or a box cutter?

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The Lol-A-Query-Um / Re: I BAN YOU!
« on: March 02, 2012, 04:32:57 AM »
I ban you because I did too!  :t11:

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The Lol-A-Query-Um / Re: Last person to post wins.........yeah right
« on: March 02, 2012, 04:31:54 AM »
Who? What? Where?

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The Lol-A-Query-Um / Re: Last person to post wins.........yeah right
« on: March 01, 2012, 02:27:37 AM »
Say what now?

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The Lol-A-Query-Um / Re: I BAN YOU!
« on: March 01, 2012, 02:12:47 AM »
I ban you for using quotations

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